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Joke of the Day
"Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers? A Dell"
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"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."
"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."
"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."
"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"
"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."
"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."