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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"
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"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."
"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"
"So, I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he's had... He started counting and fell asleep."
"Friend: Did Eric survive the bear attack? Me: 'BEAR'-ly! F: HA! Any injuries? Me: {nervously} Ooooohhhhh BAD JOKE... He's definitely dead..."
"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"
"What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz"
"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."
"How do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."
"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""