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Joke of the Day
"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"
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"Why did the washing machine stop? Somebody threw the towel in."
"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"
"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."
"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."
"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."
"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."