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Joke of the Day
"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."
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"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"
"...and then the whiskey whispered ""You should totally tell her about what your ex used to do to you in bed."""
"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."
"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"
"League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title"
"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""