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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."
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"This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him."
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."
"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."
"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."