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Joke of the Day
"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."
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"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
"Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today & I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here"""
"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""