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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
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"Two silkworms are in a race. What is the result? A tie."
"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"
"What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you."
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation"
"How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!"
"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."