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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
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"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."
"I'd like to live in Abu Dhabi. There's nothing like the bright lights, ritzy real estate, and an occasional public beheading."
"What did the Jew say to the homeless man? Could you spare some change?"
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the ""How did you prepare for today?"" red carpet question with ""Cocaine and sit ups."" #GoldenGlobes"
"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""
"What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common? The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**."
"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."
"Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato. Is valedictorian."