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Joke of the Day
"Why did the washing machine stop? Somebody threw the towel in."
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"You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account."
"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."
"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.."
"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"Did you know lesbians almost never cook for themselves? They prefer eating out."
"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("
"Why did the Irish call their currency the ""Punt"" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager"
"Women and their rights"