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Joke of the Day

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"

"2 integrals are working out at the gym One asks the other 'What are you doing today?' 2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure?' 2: 'I'm definite'."

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."

"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""

"What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!"