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Joke of the Day

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"

"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"

"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."

"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."

"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"

"ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7"

"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"