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Joke of the Day

"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""

"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."

"Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens."

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."

"My fashion sense has been described as ""They probably won't let you in like that"" and ""Are those your pajamas?"""

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""

"I just read a Facebook ad that said ""Come in a designer, leave a CEO."" Not sure why they're offering dating advice, but okay."

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"

"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"