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Joke of the Day

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."

"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"

"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."

"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."

"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."

"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"

"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"