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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*"
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"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."
"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"
"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."
"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
"Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip"
"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"
"""Man, I did so much shit today"" *throws away diaper"
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."