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Joke of the Day
"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"
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"A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying. #pussies #imbrave"
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"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
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