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Joke of the Day

"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"

"What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common? They've both had a downy inside em."

"Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them."

"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"

"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"

"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."

"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"