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Joke of the Day

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? He found out he was actually 991 feet from the playground."

"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."

"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."

"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."

"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."

"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"

"Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice."

"Hanging out with fake, toxic people is like running a brothel for diseased cats. I don't do that shit anymore"