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Joke of the Day
"I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip"
Next Joke
"Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem."
"I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again."
"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."
"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"
"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."