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Joke of the Day

"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"

"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"

"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""

"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"

"You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's"

"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."

"Whenever my dachshund acts up I show him a pack of hotdogs in my fridge and he falls right back into line"

"Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on? He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed."

"I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well. I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol."