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Joke of the Day

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."

"Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is ""fat""."

"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."

"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a Shitzu"

"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"

"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"

"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"

"Whats the opposite of under? Der."

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"