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Joke of the Day

"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"

"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"

"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months"

"Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."

"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."