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Joke of the Day
"If I can ever learn how to fold a fitted sheet, I will consider my life to be a successful one."
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"Daffy-nition for indefinitely... .... ... Indefinitely (adv.) In def in it lee .... .... .... When your balls are slapping up against her ass you're in definitely!"
"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."
"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."
"What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."
"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."