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Joke of the Day

"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."

"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."

"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""

"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"

"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""

"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."