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Joke of the Day
"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""
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"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"
"My friend gave me an EpiPen as he was dying. He must have *really* wanted me to have it."
"""Push harder"" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor... ""Screw you"" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!"
"I woke up with a raging hard on.... I called my wife over and told her to fix my clock. She said ""that doesn't look like a clock."" I responded, ""if you put a face and 2 hands on it it does."""
"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
"This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction... will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account."
"What do an engagement ring and a child molester have in common? They both come in a little box."