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Joke of the Day
"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."
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"Yeah, I guess you could say I ""rescued"" my dog. I did stop him right before he was gonna start his own podcast"
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "
"I got in touch with my inner self today And that's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper"
"Patient: Doctor I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?"
"Kids React [removed]"
"Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!"
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."
"If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends"
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."