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Joke of the Day

"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."

"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"

"How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!"

"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."

"If you drop a brown bear and a white bear into a lake, which one dissolves first? The white one, because it's **Polar**."

"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."

"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? (is it ""R""?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C"

"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."