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Joke of the Day

"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."

"You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back? I farted."

"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"