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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."
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"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."
"What sound does a cow make? ""Moooo"" Good, a duck? ""Quack"" Good, how about a seal? ""My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy"
"My wife was cremated after her death. Also during."
"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"
"On V-day I broke my girl's heart... She was a bloody mess..."
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."