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Joke of the Day

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"

"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"

"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"

"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender"

"It's eating disorder awareness week and they're selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls."