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Joke of the Day

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"Why do all Pirates wear eye patches? Chuck Norris."

"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"

"What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."

"Girl, you're just like hell... because I'd kill to enter you."

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"

"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"

"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"