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"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""

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"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"
"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"So a Jewish boy walks up to his father... a Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for $5. His father responds: ""$4? What do you need $3 for? Here's $2, split it with your brother."""
"What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors."
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