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Joke of the Day

"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."

"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."

"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."

"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."

"no title no text"

"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."

"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."

"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."