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Joke of the Day

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack."

"Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four."

"Chuck Norris doesn't flush, he scares the crap out of it."

"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"

"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."