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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."
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"It's official. I hate Nickelback more than terrorism."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"
"[date] HER: Any hobbies? ME: I collect old comics HER: Oh! Like 1st editions? ME: [flashback to Billy Crystal tied up in basement] Sure"
"I took someone else's coffee at Starbucks because I liked her name better."
"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"
"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"
"did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? he is a small medium, at large"
"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."
"If it talks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then you gotta ask yourself Why the fuck is there a duck in my room?"