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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."
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"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"The richest man in the world will be the one who creates a pair of sunglasses that automatically plays a guitar solo when slightly lowered."
"Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"I grew up Catholic... and one of the things I hated was going to church, with the constant standing up, sitting down and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""
"A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"
"Unshakable Fact # 1 A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them."
"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."