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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."
Next Joke
"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"
"Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"
"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"
"How do you make holy water? You burn the hell out of it."
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."