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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."
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"The Bible TL;DR"
"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin."
"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."
"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."
"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."
"Oh heres a good joke my life"
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."