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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"

"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."

"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"

"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"

"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."

"After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :("

"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"