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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
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"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""
"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."
"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"
"What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet"
"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"
"Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say ""Black paint"". You have to say ""Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"""