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Joke of the Day

"Fuck you ""string"" cheese! Don't tell me how to eat you!"

"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"

"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."

"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."