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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."
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"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."
"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."
"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
"RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you"
"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"
"It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day"
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
"Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are"