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Joke of the Day
"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."
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"Women belong in the House ...and the Senate"
"I have a joke. Just kidding."
"I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep."
"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."
"What did Drake say when he got out of the elevator?"
"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"
"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."