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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."
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"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."
"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"
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"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"I always read my wife's Horoscope to see what kind of day I'M going to have."