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Joke of the Day

"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"

"Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!"

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"

"You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house? The sexual tensions"

"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"

"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe"

"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"