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Joke of the Day
"I always read my wife's Horoscope to see what kind of day I'M going to have."
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"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"
"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."
"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."
"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"
"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""
"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""
"Italian Guy with a problem What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment :)"
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."