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Joke of the Day

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"Panicked when I saw ""Godzilla"" was trending, until I found out there's a movie."

"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."

"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"Thinking about starting an independent pharmacy called ""Netflix and Pills"". Quality patient care with 24/7 Netflix while you wait. Thoughts?"

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."