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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"
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"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."
"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"
"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer."
"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."