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Joke of the Day
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
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"[hits you in the face with newspaper] ""Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."""
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""
"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"
"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"
"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."