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Joke of the Day

"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."

"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""

"What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast? Filipeanut Butter."

"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."

"people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle"

"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."

"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."