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Joke of the Day

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"

"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"

"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."

"Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass b*tches.."