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Joke of the Day
"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"
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"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."
"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."
"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""
"A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club... He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period."
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"
"Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead..."
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