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Joke of the Day

"Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms"

"Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive."

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"It was my first time, I was nervous The first time I had sex I was really nervous, so I imagined my partner naked, it didn't help."

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"

"Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water? Because they hate waterboarding."

"Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe? Willem DaFriend."

"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."

"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."