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Joke of the Day

"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""

"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"

"Tom hanks probably fucked that volleyball"

"Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?"

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."

"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"

"What do cops and mushrooms have in common? You feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."

"Why did everyone hate the shoe company? It had no soul."

"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."