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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green"
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"Why should you be scared of a white man in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to /u/Ser_Rodrick_Cassel for the joke!"
"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."
"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"
"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."
"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"
"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."
"I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit."
"I'm a man with a very specific set of skills. Woodworking, mostly. And so help me, God, I'm going to find you and build you a bench."
"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"