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Joke of the Day

"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."

"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"

"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."

"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"

"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"You know what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket? ""Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""